Fall is in the air, and what better time to unveil Male Mannequin's Fall 2002 Fashion Picks.

Saw Secretary tonight. Maggie Gyllenhaal was awesome. I was trying to think of how to explain why I liked her so much, and the stupid cliche term "range" came to mind, like "She has an amazing 'range'." Maybe that's not even the right term, but when she went from frustrated, forlorn, self-mutilating girl to sexy and confident submissive, the transformation was stunning. You could see it in her eyes; it was so natural, almost like she wasn't acting. The review in the New York Times today said this role will make her star, and I agree. I hope she clobbers Gywneth and her boring British accent right out of the spotlight. And James Spader...who ever cast this movie is a genius.

The new Calvin Klein scent, Crave, stinks! I mean, it literally stinks. It reminded me of melted popsicles, or the last swill of a watered-down gin and tonic. It smelled ok after it had been on my wrist for an hour, but right out of the bottle, ug. And the packaging sucks. It's a plastic piece of shit. The orange spot you press to make it come out was kind of hard to press. It felt really cheap.

Mini-Mize yourself!