One of my goals in life is to write catalog copy for Harry and David:

"Send blooms and chocolates. You just can't miss!"

"Highly expressive and soulful, too, with oodles of inner strength and bear-next-door good looks."

"Arrive in fancy presentation boxes, ready to slice and serve."

"And the Royal Oranges are bursting with luscious natural nectar."

"Here's the best reason to give it: They'll love it!"

"Uncommon courtesy and great taste-in your choice of people-pleasing sizes."

"Once the dancing fruit gets their attention, they'll be all set to enjoy the treats inside."

"It's so easy to give the very best."

"Aww...look at those eyes! Tasty snacks, too.

"Situation: Delicous!"