Monday, May 12, 2003
I've eaten nothing but soft, white food for three days: vanilla ice cream, vanilla pudding, mashed potatoes, vanilla yogurt, pastina, and couscous. I have mega swamp mouth; my teeth are growing moss from not being able to brush thoroughly. I've also been watching Food Network nonstop while iceing my chipmunk cheeks. Did you know Eggplant is a berry? The Vicodin made me psychotic; they tell you take it before the anesthia wears off, which I did, which of course made me double-doped up. I was having conversations in my head with imaginary people, see weird "movies" in my head. I was too afraid to take them again so I prescribed double doses of Tylenol for myself. Rented "Charlies Angels;" don't know why I was expecting more. It was pretty terrible. Also rented "8 Mile." It was two hours of Eminem walking around with giant saucer eyes. The sex scene with him and Brittany Murphy was excruciating.
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